This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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