so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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