I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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