Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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