I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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