dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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