those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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