So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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