My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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