I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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