I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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