Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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