I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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