Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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