just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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