its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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