No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just had sex on a roof
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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