Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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