i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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