It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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