Don't you send me to vm
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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