why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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