ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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