i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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