I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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