He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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