some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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