You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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