Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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