i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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