that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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