at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Floor bacon is actually really good
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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