yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
my penis made a compromise with my morals
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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