I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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