Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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