This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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