we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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