my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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