the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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