drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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