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apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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