I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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