bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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