Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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