Quick, to the slutcave!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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