The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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