I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
