let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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