For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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