too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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