I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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