Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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