Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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