I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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