let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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