Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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