Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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