We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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